The R-Factor

(continued frm previous post dated 19th December '05)
A new week had commenced. And new problems had surfaced.
This time in the form of network connectivity, server glitches....
all of which form such a vital essence to the cohesive arrangement
of long-distance thoughts! Emergency measures had to be
adopted and I somehow felt it absolutely necessitated a few caveats.



kband - Ufffffffffff, aami ki haasbo na kaandbo, naki...(taar upaye
nei)...kothai ekta bhalo gaan shuntey bollam in response to your
peculiar abdaar, taar to roshta upobhog korlei na, on top of that
you have raised some other serious doubts!!!!!!!!!!
Na, eei line-e beshi egiye laabh nei, tumi to abaar simple,
innocent, gullible, boka meye amaar:-))
so that's what u are - an avid listener of all kinds of utpatang
stories even from the compounder! looks like i have quite a lot of
fabrication to do just to keep you relaxed and in your senses :-)
if lizards horrify you, what about cockroaches ? i like to catch
these creepy crawlies and put them inside dresses, the kind of
convulsions they can create is good fun to watch...i mean the poor
creatures...its so funny ...they just can't find their way out...hahaha
i know that u r getting so disgusted that u want nothing to do with
such queers like me. ok so as long as u cool off a bit, let me grab a
bite...



lea - heeheeheeheeheeheehee !!! etai to cheyechilam hahahaha!!
ooof koto jeno raag holo. achcha shotti shotti ek din khoob rege
jaabe haan ? tarpor aami tomar raag-ta bhangabo kemon ?
heeheehee, tumi bhabcho, abaar palate parle bachi, ki pagol meye
re baba, er abdaar to bedei choleche.
cockroaches, ooh they were nightmares once. but after doing
some dissections in class 12, the morbid fear was somewhat
dissipated. but when they fly, they scare the hell out of me. AND
DONT EVEN THINK OF DOING ANYTHING OF THE SORT U
MENTIONED !!!!!!!!! I WILL SIMPLY KILL U !! And of course i
would also die of a heart attack, babare jamaar modhdhe aarshola
....amaar kanna pachche.
tomar simple dimple mail-ta peyechi, replied also.M....hothat
office id-ta reveal korle keno ?
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u r a trickster thats what u r.............playing with words..........god
only knows how u get to write this way..............though i hate u for
this, i cant help but admire........not in silence though !! hats off dear
(ooh, can i write this to ur off mail id ?)



kband - jeta bojhatey chai kintu konodino boltey chaina, sheta ek
nimeshey bujhey newar eto agroho keno tomaar? sagorer baluka-
belaye ekta naam likhtey kiser tobey eto byastota jokhon jaano
dheu-er aghaatey shob muchchey jaabeyi? haraano surer khojey
ojanar uddeshey pari deowar tobey proyojon-ta ki? eei jiggasar
uttor ki taholey jibon noi??? ja sohojey bujhtey para jai, shetai
shudhu jibon, aar jeta ek nibir onabil anonder obujh onubhuti, ta
keno jibon hotey parey na?????
No one is stupid or immature M, we are just fallible human beings.



lea - so how have u been. read that mail of urs in yahoo, ota ki
obhimaan bole bhab-bo ?



kband - oshob mitthye - lies, lies and damn lies!



lea - khoob miththe badi hoye gecho. problem-ta ki jaano, aami
ei shotti mithther modhdhe jodiye podte chai na. tomar mail-gulo
podte bhalo laage, tomar shaathe onek kichu share korte paari,
common onek interests ache amaader, tai likhi.....why am i
writing all this.............too many explanations need to be given to
so many...........i am sick of the complicacies.........



kband - Maybe it's time to remind you once again that you are
taking a huge "R"isk in doing what you are doing, i.e. using the
office email as your private chat-room:-) Big brother may be
watching and you can soon get into a much bigger mess than
you had bargained for! Rest assured that I would proclaim that I
was sincerely making an effort to add some zing into a drooping
system with the help of some consultants, but never knew that in
order to clinch the deal they would start offering me incentives like
"adding dimples"!!!!
I too maybe taking a much bigger "R"isk - if I let you know about
all the bengali song download sites, very soon I'll be out of my
most-coveted job! But then Her "M"ajesty's wishes are my
commands and I have to meekly give in (as always), otherwise
ki shob aagun taagun joley jabey, so try
a) www.barnamala.com (a veritable treasure-trove for bengalis)
b) ektara.aamibangali.com (a site developed by my namesake)
The biggest "R"isk of all lies in taking the Mother of All Risks,
which is.....what you are taking....



lea - R, tumi paroo bote ! oofff. its ok for me to mail from office,
we all do that, and believe me the kind of mails and material i
receive from my friends (though i never send such stuff from my
off id).....ur ears would go red (or may be not ) :-)) but yahoo is
better anyway, i could write anything.
Thanks for the site.......i'll download all my fav songs in my home
comp. and dont worry u'll never be out of work.......i've got other
things for u :-))
And now, u r going to explain me in simple terms "whatis the
Mother of all Risks that i am taking ?" No, no evading this question!
tomake bojhatei hobe, nahole shotti aagun lege jaabe kintu. aami
bhishon raagi jano to? M



kband - Fire!!! it's bush-fire, really. i mean the kind that prez bush
took in trying to eliminate saddam :-) it all seems for a good cause,
making all kinds of daring moves purely guided by instincts, making
own set of rules and have things their way......but was there any
devastation left in its wake? the smouldering flames can cause a
great deal of collateral damage and once ignited can they be doused??



lea - Hmmmm, let me admit i understood everything you were
trying to say in your last mail itself.....just wanted to hear it from
you. I realise all this....and guess its time to straighten things
before further damage is done. i'll be careful. my stupidity,
immaturity, and whatever it is...can cause damage to many
(rather has been causing), and i certainly do not want that.
This isnt a game, not child's play, this is life . Hell, i hope its not
too late. Thanks a lot, R. U've been a true friend ! Thanks.


(to be continued)