Jokes, Shayari & .......

(continued from the previous post dated 6th Aug)
The feverish oscillations settled down into a smoother wave-
form.....trying to subdue pent-up feelings with solemn pledges
......and what better way to amuse ourselves and enjoy!


lea - Dear R,ki aar boli tomay, aami nijei kichu uttor pai na.
hoyto erokom bondhu khooje berachchilam, eto kaal to pai ni......
bollam na hothat paoway chomke uthechi,bhoy hoy jodi hothat
kore abaar hariye jao. ei je tomar shathe, roj eto bok bok kori,
koto kotha shonai, tomar shei mysterious-self ta-ke obaak hoye
jaante cheshta kori...........ekta gaan mone pode gelo "poth harabo
bolei ebaar pothe nemechi, shoja pother dhadhaye aami onek
dhedhechi" - tumi-o hoyto e kothai bhabcho. bollam na, emon
emon shob hoyeche amaarjibon-e, boddo boka chilam jaano, koto
lok ke bishshash korechi, shokole thokiyeche........aami na college-e
bhalo mone kotha bolte jetam, tar porei shobai amake niye hasha
hashi korto, baaje baaje kotha bolto..............eto koshto peyechilam
na , tomake bojhate parbo na. jaak ge, o shob kothai dorkaar ki. aar
kokhkhono tomake shotti mithyer hishebe aanbo na. Obisshas
tomake kono din korini, keno jaanina, tumi jokhon jeta bolecho,
shetai bishash korechi, aar keno-i ba shudhu bhoy peye anondo-ta
ke maati korbo ?Aami to ekjon shadharon meye, ekke baare
shadharon, ontoto tumi amaar cheye dher dher bhalo. tumi IIT
theke pash kora, khoob biddan (jaano to IIT shunle kemon gaye
kaanta dei......hee hee hee), koto kichu jaano, eto bhalo chakri koro,
babba aaro koto ki........tomar moto bondhu peye, aami to khoob
khoob khushi. tai bolchilam, amaake je eto unchu sthan dichcho
tumi, aami ki er joggo ? achcha eshob kotha aaj thak. tomay paabo
bhabini........aar ekhon peye harate chaina........etuku jodi bujhe
thako, tahole amaar aar kichchu bolar nei. Aar aami roilam tomar
pashe, tomar bondhu hoye, jokhon-i chaibe , kachei pabe, dekhi
tomar black aar white aar grey-r modhdhe kothai amaake jaiga
dao ;-)) M
(ebaar kintu shombodhon-e bhul korini,abaar bujhchoto)



kband - Ei poth jodi na shesh hoi...........tobey kintu khoob ekta
bhalo hoye na :-) I hate to admit it M, but then that's the startling
reality. We're bound to our individual destinies, poth hariye
kachakachi choley eshechi ebong porosporer ameje bibhor holeo,
let's not lose sight of it. We need to cling on to each other for hope,
for survival at this moment of reckoning ! Others depend on us,
damn it!!There's a lot that we need to know from each other,
we've just started scratching the surface. That's why I need you
by my side, as my navigator, in our search for the inner joy of
living ! We've only just begun, M. You're a great girl in your own
simple, intelligent, honest, caring way and that's why everybody
loves you. A friend like you means a lot to me than just a mutual
admiration of the things we like....it's much, much more and come
on, let's find all that out ourselves!! Aar jedin tumi amaakey
haraatey chaibey, sheidin aami apna thekei hariye jabo....tar agey]
kokkhono noi. amaar lokkhi M, eei protisruti-te dujoney boddho
holam.


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See I have no intention to thokofy a boka meye, tai shurutei
shob kholakhuli boley di. I thought you were in sync with the
contract and have extracted what you wanted from me, but
kothar chaturi tey amaakey bhuliye nijer aar kichchu kheyali
nei jeno:-) You've left everything at the mercy of my imagination,
including your birthdate!
I read a funny joke y'day and I felt I had to share it with you right
now (I'm very poor at remembering them). It's something like this:
The old lady in a family is left at a nursing home by the other
members who feel that she'll be properly cared for there. The
nurses are very kind to the old lady and bathe her, clothe her, feed
her quite well. Then they make her sit on a chair in front of a
window which overlooks a beautiful garden. The old lady sits there
quietly enjoying the scene and the fresh air. Then she starts tilting
away to one side. The nurses immediately rush to her rescue and
make her sit upright once again. All's well for some time but again
she tilts to the other side. The nurses are there in a flash and help
her sit erect. This routine then keeps continuing - tilting and nurses
holding her to sit straight. Next day the family members come and
enquire from the old lady whether she is being looked after properly.
The lady replies - yes, they've been very nice, but they just won't
let me fart !



lea - chee chee R, baaje joke ! ekdom baaje !Aar aami ki aapnake
thokiye phone no -ta niyechi naaki? aami ek baar-o aapnar kache
number chai ni, nijei to gorgor kore bole gelen aar ekhon holo
amaar dosh ? aar amaar phone number-ta niye hobe ta ki shuni?
birthdate-ta ki amaar profile-e nei ? ke jane profile-tai to ekta
baaje jinish. jaakge, amaar bdate holo : Big B -r bday ar amaar
same.....ebaar use ur google! year tao ki jante chaan? the year
Sholay was released, so now u know why i wanted to marry AB
once:-)) i enjoy urdu sher-o-shayari a lot, got a good collection,
in case u r also a fan lemme know, i could send u some good stuff.
Aapnake jodi dhorun phone korlam, kotha bolben naaki rekhe
deben?



kband - Ohh i love every ada of yours, kya baat hai! So where's
the boka meye disapperared now, incidentally I have a soft
corner for her too:-))
I didn't know you didn't enjoy farting or farting jokes. I do that
all the time (IIT guys can't fart or what?) only thing I don't keep
tilting in my seat like you do :-)
Oh, you should've told me you liked rugby jokes, I have a good
collection of them, I can write them myself too. Wanna check
them out ?:-))
Jokes apart, what're you waiting for sending me those urdu
couplets? They are absolutely the best thing to happen to mankind
(second best, after me)! They just may make me swoon (as if
you've not done so already) so I'm eagerly awaiting a hand-picked
guldasta from you. Khuda Hafiz,R



lea - Intaha-e-intazaar khatam hua jata hai, Kuch aap ko batane
ko dil bekaraar hua jata hai.
" Do Jawan diloon ka gam, Doorian samajhti hain ,
Kaun yaad karta hai, hichkiyaan samajhti hain
Utarti hai jab baam-e-falak se haseen taushida,
Husn ki nazaakat ko seediyaan samajhti hai"


(to be continued)