Ring Tones

(continued from the previous post dated 12th August)
In one of her previous mails, she had jokingly mentioned about
calling me up. Since I had her number, I decided to press the
initiative. There was a bit of a shock initially, both of us not
knowing what to say and it took time for the whole thing to
sink into our system.


kband - the way i've started plagiarising popular themes, very
soon someone may drag me to court! don't u worry, as true comrades
under a solemn vow, i will point you out as my partner-in-crime:-)
you can always say that you've only tried to become a sleeping
partner, i.e. not actively collaborating in my mis-adventures, but
the truth may eventually be unearthed that you had by no means
an insignificant role to play in inspiring the covert deeds ;-))
the phone is still resting, probably the excitement was a bit too
much for the poor gadget! i wonder what would have happened,
if i had kept it in the 'vibration' mode - it may have stirred itself
into a frenzy and leapt out of my hand into a nearby woman's
bosom!!!! next time i'll have to try that, is it alright M?
i just didn't know what to expect when i called u up y'day and when
i heard ur voice for the first time, it all seemed so unreal! the way u
started fumbling like a bumblebee, even a steady guy like me took
some time to recover from the sting:-) though the euphoria got over
even before it had started, i was able to register every bit of
modulation in your voice - it was much, much sweeter than i had ever
imagined ! and i simply had to imbibe it all over again before the day
ended. But sukhey badh sadhlo aamar phone, tobey not before i could
make out what a mast mast cheese (all milk and honey) you were:-))
aapka nazrana kabul kiya, shukriya. hey, i'm a dud as far as urdu is
concerned, so u've got your task cut out. for starters, along with the
exotic stuff which i can only get the flavour of at the moment, plz
translate the difficult words for me in a footnote. sorry for the trouble
but then maharana ka pasandila cheese:-) milney sey aapko inaam
mukammal ho sakta hai!
ki rokom pagol loker pallaye porley M. jodi tomar ghorey dhookey pori
chupichupi aar keu jaantey na paarey tobey aamar kopaley ki jootbey??




lea - It would be grt if someone drags you to court for any reason -
either for breaking traffic rules or for trying to creep into my bed-
room. Ki jutbe, sheta phone-e bolbo, i think u mentioned something
abt calling. how did the embassy trip go? why did u have to go
there ? r u planning to flee the country ?
U n ur phone both are "baaje", ki shob je lekhen, ki bolbo !!! shob
bujhi, aapni ai rokom-i joto baaje chinta mathaye ghore aapnar,
shei jonnoi to jaanlata bondho kore ghumoi, ke jaane baba ek baar
ghore dhukle amaar ki haal hobe!
amake flatter kore kore aaro mota kore deben dekhchi. once u call
me a bumble bee who stammers (I PROTEST, I JUST COULDNT
HEAR U THE FIRST TIME), and the next moment u say u could
register the modulations of my voice. when i didnt say anything what
did u hear ? And i know i dont have a sweet voice, its just another
ordinary voice. And you sound like ..................a flatterer!
Maha-rana ji, aapko inaam mehenga padega, sochke farmaiyega.
I will explain the meanings as i send the shers, but i hope u were
able to understand the ones i sent.



kband - I couldn't charge my cell probably coz the battery is dead
or something is wrong with the charger. Shall have to get it checked
sometime today, so we're back to where we probably belong - in the
realms of the mailing world:-) I've to go to an Embassy today so
decided to make it directly from home. Shall be leaving around 10
and then reach office later in the 2nd half. Let me try to make up
by calling you around 3 PM, is that ok M? Look forward to your
replies along with the expected mirch-masala.
So how did you sleep last night and why didn't you keep the bedroom
window open?



lea - Hmmmmm..........theek ache. call me whenever u want, i am in
office generally from 9 am - 6.30 pm. btw, y r u so obsessed with my
bedroom window ? let me tell you, my papa sleeps in the next room,
so u better be careful. agar jaag gaye na, to aisi pitai hogi ke...............
i did sleep well, though there were occassional images of someone
calling me, i am not joking, i did really feel that u were calling me.
i guess it was still fresh on my mind and i anyway have the habit of
dreaming abt anything and everything. mein almost daily sapne
dekhti hoon, abt all the things which happened during the day,
anything significant, and there it is in my dream...

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Tell me R, why do you make me feel like some goddess ? Whatever
I write, whatever I say.......u seem to love everything. I try to ignore
what u say lest, I start asking my own self some very difficult
questions : Am I worth all this, Am I misleading you etc etc.
Just tell me one thing.........I thought I'd never have to raise the topic
.......you must have made some impression in your mind about how
I look, havent you ?From what you write, and what you say you
think about me, I feel you have an image of someone who is very
"beautiful" in every sense of the word (physical beauty I mean).
But R, I am not at all the beauty you might be imagining about.
Well all these days I didnt think this was necessary, but after
speaking to you.............I was just wondering........if we ever happen
to meet, you will probably grimace at the mere sight of me, you will
probably never be able to match the face with the voice which you
find so sweet, you may just not want to write to me ever again
because my "not so beautiful face" would hover in front of your eyes
disrupting your otherwise beautiful thoughts.
So i thought it best to bring you to terms with some stark reality.
Rana, I am dark by complexion. I am just about 5 feet 1 inch, and
weigh 85 kgs. I apologise for misleading you by the "pleasantly
plump"description in my profile.....I am horribly overweight. I do
not possess a pretty face, because I have marks all over. This has
been a..........
This was what i was going to write to u....now u decide!



kband - You have no business to be 85 Kgs - didn't someone ever
tell you to stop gorging!!! These days there are all types of methods
to reduce weight - just walking on the terrace wouldn't do, you have
to spend more tine n effort to pull down drastically coz it may
adversely affect your health in later years. So take my advice M,
you have much much more than a slim chance to reduce if you're
serious about it.
As for me, I have written exactly the way I have felt about you
without any exaggeration. If physical beauty (in the conventional
sense) had too much importance to me, I would have asked for your
photograph long back and also would have sent you mine (didn't I
write about inhibitions earlier?) It's another matter if you'd ever
like to meet me just to share together all that we enjoy, even other-
wise I'm quite happy just the way we are at the moment. I think if I
say more than this, it might me construed as insincerity given the
way you have been conditioned all these years (not at all your fault)
but I'd like to assure you once again that you have nothing, I repeat
nothing, to fear from me except getting bombarded by my mails
every now and then:-)


(to be continued)