What Men Want

(continued from the previous post dated 16th Sep)
While trying to know each other, I felt that time had come to
disclose a few significant things about myself, much the same
way as some other guy who had written to her.


lea - ei je moshai, aami kintu jege boshe achi, taratari reply
korun! ki jalae je podecho, ebaar bujhbe :-)) dekho amaar
against-e jeno S(mooth)talking er complaint eno na.
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achcha achcha ebaar lokhkhi meyer moto chup kore thakbo aar
birokto korbo na, shudhu ekta onurodh, amaake ekta ganer
lyrics dite hobe :"hoyto tomari jonno......baaki ta janina.." movie
"teen bhuboner paare"



kband - having read that mail from the 38 yr old guy, really
gave me the jitters. was it my other self who had finally
decided to break free and succumbed to its carnal desires?
maybe u should treat him with compassion as he does not look
upon u as a 'goddess' but as a woman in flesh-n-blood with her
own set of instincts - be careful how u handle him, because
either way he is doomed.
so u r not a boka meye after all, the way u recognized me next
to ur window - okay it was not me, how could i, after all i was so
far way - but the resemblance was uncanny, to say the least!
tumi ki korley loktakey dekhey jaantey khoob ichchey holo,
hoyto porey janteyo parbo....let's keep that suspense alive:-)
eto-gulo cinema eksaathey dekhey ebaar chokh-tar o barota
bajaabey, kaal dentist-er ki haal hobey key jaaney....maybe that's
one way our age diff can be minimised, ha ha ha



lea - Just this one mail for all the mails i have written to you ???
i guess u have already started getting bored with me. anyway, let
me not pester you anymore, i am not going to send you any more
mails today. and what makes u think u r that man, or even remotely
like him ? even if u r, i am not worried, after all whatever that man
has written is true to the last bit, in fact i feel bad for him. its only
in countries like ours where people need to suffer like this, anywhere
else he wouldnt have complained. well, i did reply to him u know, told
him how much i appreciated what he wrote, its not easy to say all
that to strangers, haina ? lemme see if he has replied.
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Achcha kono thatta yaarki noy, ek dom seriously kichu kotha bolchi.
(hee hee) Tumi ki mone korbe janina, tobu bolchi. tomar shonge
kotha bolte khoob bhalo laage. tomar laage kina bolte parbo na. aar
oi je mitthe emon bhab dekhao jeno shotti shotti tomake jete dichchi
na, jeno shotti shotti tomar kajer deri hoye jachche, jeno shotti shotti
amaar moto tomar keu nei....shetai bhalo laage. shotti hok ba miththe
hok, amaar ki, amaar bhalo laage, bas ! shei jonnei tomake mail kora,
aar shei jonnei tomar shonge kotha bola. ei jano, kalke ekta darun
gaan shunlam, tumi nishchoi shunecho "tomar dekha nai" - Bhumi.
fatafati laaglo, bhabchi CD -ta kinbo. achcha delhi te to ekhankar
transmission ashbe na tai na ? ur 98.3 fm would air diff programs,
right ? or am i saying something stupid?
aar ki shob chai chai korchile ? shotti kore boloto kichai amaar kach
theke tomar? tobe ki jaano, amaar deowar kichchu nei, shob-i diye
diyechi ek jon-ke(now, no reading b/w lines plz).
raat-e jodi ghoom na ashe, sheta amaar dosh noy. taratari khaowa
daowa kore, ektu paichaari kore, tantan hoye podbe, aar ki, dekhbe
ghodghod kore naak daakcho........tumi aar ki kore jaanbe, tomar
pashe je shuchche taake jiggesh kore niyo. phire eshe, kaajer khoti
na kore mail koro!!! chaakri gele abaar amari dosh hobe.



kband - na na money toney noi, osob to bakwaas, ekahney in dilli.
since the morning there was a dust haze with hot winds blowing
and then there was a storm when i was on my rounds. it was
accompanied by few droplets (tried to get as wet as possible) which
is a rare phenomenon. in fact in the morning i wanted u to pray for
ur raingods to be more meherbaan on us (heard it rained in cal y'day)
otherwise rosh-tosh shob shukiye aanti hoye jaabey. on the way back,
i had some ghyama mango-shake (tomaar cheyeo mishti) which is
made so thick with badaam, cherries, kishmish, etc. that u have to
eat it (like ur badaam milk). tumi jodi office-e aasho, taholey
tomaakeo khawabo, aar tokhon aamakey bhooltey paarbey na.
er beshi aar ki chai...ektu bok bok, ektu obhiman, ektu protyasha,
ektu okaron haasi, ektu kolpona, ektu mitther mayajaal, ektu bhiru
podokkhep, ektu osombhober swapno.....nah hoyto ektu beshi chaowa
hoye gelo. ja pai, jotokkhon pai, jebhabey pai, shetakei aamakey
prerona hisebey nitey hobey. tumi aar ki korbey, mukhey aangool
dhookiye boshey boshey mojaa dekho, tomaar to deowar kichchui nei!
i sleep like a log without any orchestra for accompaniment (a lot of
people have testified to that fact). but of late someone is continually
raising a ruckus, with volleys of questions, flashes of brilliance,
rumblings of anger, teasing, cajoling, haranguing....and i can't just
remain asleep and miss any bit of that.....so i have to come to the
party and do a tango.......what a feeling!
P.S. you've guessed rightly, the glaring anomaly in my profile - i'm
about a couple of inches taller than you and am the black sheep in
the family (both my parents being extremely fair). these are but
only some of the unattractive aspects, now the world comes
crashing down....ha ha ha...i told you what you see....................



lea - R, be careful when u go on ur rounds. Stop staring at all the
girls around, and see to it that u dont get s heatstroke or something,
drink plenty of water, hope u do that. arre haan, ki darun jhor
hoyechilo kalke, off mojaeshe gelo ! aajo bhalo weather jaano, ek
dom romantic. ashbe naaki ? (hee hee)
mango shake khelei je tomake mone rakhbo tar ki maane? shake
khabo aar tomake bhoole jaabo, emon-o to hotepaare. office-e jabar
amontron dile, khob bhool korle, okhane giye shob faansh kore di
jodi? aar moteo amaar cheye mishti ota hote paare na, tumi ki kore
jaanle aami koto mishti ? ;-)
hmmmmm, onek kichui chai dekhchi........bhebe dekhi kon konta
dile amaar kono khoti hobe na. naah ! bhebe dekhlaam, shobetei
amaar khoti hochche, ei shob jodi tomay diye di, tahole amaar ki
thakbe bolo to ? theek ache, amaakeo tomar "ektu bok bok, ektu
obhiman, ektu protyasha, ektu okaron haasi, ektu kolpona, ektu
mitther mayajaal, ektu bhiru podokkhep, ektu osombhober swapno"
dite hobe kintu :-)) ab hisaab barabar !!
bah ! khoob shundor kore justify korle, how i affect ur sleep. tahole
amar credit bojho, prothome tomar email id, tar or, tomar cell
number, aar ekhon tomar ghoom ektu ektu kore shobi je jete
bosheche, shabdhaan hoye jao! achcha oi gaan-ta bodhoy kokhono
shononi "ta she jotoy kaalo hok...." arre baba, tomar height ba rong
er saathe attractive unattractive hobar kono relation nei, aar taate
amaar kichchu jai ashe na ,bujhle? jaar mon bhalo tar shob bhalo, aar
amaar to mon niye karbar (beshi bole phellam :-))
jai hok, aami ja bolchilam, these stas just help me draw a better pic
of u in my mind.......so now i know if u stand beside me, where ur
shoulders would be........hee hee !! kisher eto lukochuri bolte paro,
kisher bhoy tomar, tao amaar kache ? bolechi to kokhono fele jaabo
na, ki jay ashe tomar rong ki, koto height etc etc. ki jeno likhecho,
"world comes crashing down","unattaractive aspects", aar jodi
kokhono eshob shuni, bhalo hobe na bole dichchi. tumi amaar shadher
R, theek shadher lau-er moto !!! Chalo, ekta chhoto kore mail koro to
dekhi, phone to aar korbe na mone hochche. M........
P.S. - Tomar vital stats gulo janale keno boloto? aami rege gechilam
bole? naaki bhoy dekhiye chilam je aar kokhono question korbo na,
tai jonne ? tumi na ekdom BOKA :-)) kintu khoob mishti, maane
tomar mail-gulo- hee hee hee hee !!!



kband - er maney ki ??? i take such great pains to call u up from
thousands of miles away and u have the temerity to turn ur back
on me!!!!! u wanna give cold shoulder to my overtures.....go ahead
and do so by all means...but don't you expect me to prostrate
before u and beg for ur kind attention....i just can't take all this
lying down, ur behaviour sucks and i'm thoroughly, completely,
utterly pleased that finally u r doing some useful work.



lea - Ei, tumi ki shotti shotti tango jaano naaki ? arre oi cinema ta
dekhecho to "scent of a woman" - off another man i want to marry
or atleast be with Al Pacino. anyway oi cinema ta -te ja ekta tango
korechilo, tomar mone ache ? ooof omni jodi aami nachte partum?
mone bodo shaadh jaano oi rokom, evening gown pore (bolechi to
aageo), tango, waltz, and of course samba, tap dance........u must
have slept by now........tumi ashle tomar shonge disc jaabo kemon?
tumi amaar shonge dance korbe to?
R, amaar battery -ta ekdom low hiye geche go, very very sorry,
had to keep the cell switched off. Sorry dear. amaar aj root canal
hobe, badi-te deri kore phirbo. plz pray for me, amaar bhishon
bhoy korche. Tomar M...Aar oi mishti ta ki sheta janao shiggir,
ekhane paowagele aami kine kheye dekhbo.



kband - finally tomaakey bhoi paowanor ekta upaye mil-lo M:
ebar kichchu gorbor korlei 'injection' diye debar shashani debo:-)
dentist jokhon mukher bhetor kur-kur korbey tokhon bhaabbey
jeno aamiyi kichcu diye probe korchchi ghooriye phiriye....tokhon
dekhbey kirokom aaramey chokh bujhey aashbey, ekta buror
phokla haasi moner pordai bheshey uthbey to remind u that ur
teething troubles have only just begun:-)) phone bondho rakhar
bhalo bahana peley, aar surprise ditey holo na..
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"hoyto tomari jonno hoyechchi premey jey bonno
jaani tumi ononno ashaar haath barai
jodi kokhono ekaantey peyechchi tomai jaantey
shuru thekey shesh pranteychchutey chchutey gechchi tai
aami jey nijei motto du chokhey onortho
jhoder digonto jurey shopno chchodai
tumi to boloni mondo tobu keno protibondho
rekhona money dondo shob chchedey cholo jai."
i've just downloaded the song and listening to it. somewhere it
rings a familiar tune....


(to be continued)