Friday, June 24, 2005

Yes to Less

(continued from previous post dated 28th May)
When name calling begins, what do you name such a state
of affair? The distances become less and less despite all the
miles in between and before one knows it, latent feelings
emerge unabashedly.


lea - Nithoor he - why did u leave that out ? After all i am
cruel, the way i ended the date.....and the way i didnt call
u up !!!AAAHHHHHHHH, i actually feel like screaming,
but cant help laugh. u r really really horrible, i mean it.
How could u just........my god, such a liar, i have never
seen anyone lying like that ever. And look at me, i even
believe what u say. u know something R, when i was
desperately looking for a card for u and was asking my
colleagues, they asked me how i knew it was ur bday today.
i said "he told me", and then they said" how do u know? he
may be lying , he's just an e-friend" good for you, see how
God punishes a liar, i didnt ultimately call u up....... ;-))
(hey dont take all that seriously, i am just pullingur leg)
may be u could have just asked me to call you, u couldve
told me that u wanted to hear my voice, i probably would
have fallen for that and called you. now u wait till
November, u cheat ! And what was that abt not knowing
the future, r u planning to "break-up"with me :-(( ?
As for ur profile........I think I know which part is not real,
and this is not the right time to talk abt it, some other day,
when you are ready to tell me. And u r not hopeless R, you
are mystery to me, you're like someone who is very close
and yet so far away, but the most important thing is , u've
now become a part of my daily routine like many other
things, u've kindled this desire (hats off to you) to know u
more, without bothering whether u joked abt ur bday or
which part of ur profile is wrong etc etc. Now my dear, I
am going to ask you for one thing, u have to give it to me.
DO NOT REFUSE !! I need to knowur birthdate - the real
one. Well, i dont have theright to demand as i am doing now,
and u have full right to refuse - no hard feelings as always :-)
P.S. - I would still like to know ur version of the date, please
do me the honours ;-)) Aar aami kisher joggo, sheta jaante
parle bhaloi hoto...;-)



kband - Firstly Madhuri, let me make this abso clear - you
have all the rights to access the database of my life. You've
automatically earned it by the warmth of your nature (I
had called u a cold person once), and on the strength of the
signals picked up by my receiver. Only thing, you may find
the contents in a state of complete disarray and the
response to some of your commands (read wishes) may be
erratic or muted. It needs some sorting out probably, if one
has the willingness and patience :-)) My birthdate is 8th
November, though payesh is normally prepared as per our
custom on the jonmotithi, i.e. Guru Nanak's b'day. Its
another matter, that due to a typo my official dob is
something else, though I continue to remain a Scorpio !
So I celebrate 3 b'days, what fun no, but I enjoyed max
this time on a completely new day, honest.
I have only one other e-pal, a 'separated' Bengali lady from
Delhi who is mostly too busy to write to me on a regular
basis. I need to meet her someday and tell her about this,
do u think that's ok ? I won't tell you what I write to her,
there's something ethical about this (you may not agree):-)
I would love to get some more dates (108 to be precise)
but one nut-case is more than enough to handle at the
moment, even with my philandering capabilities !!!!
I hate repetition, even then I must tell you again - What
you see may not be what you get. Remember this before
you jump to any hasty conclusions. I think I have the right
to scold you, don't I, M ? Reckless R



lea - "Hopeless", "Reckless" , "Headless" aar pari na baba!
Oooof, ekta to matro date peyechi, tao matha nei, asha nei,
aaro koto ki je nei :-)) Thaak khoob hoyeche. Rana,Thanks
for giving me the rights to ur database...but i am not in a
hurry, and u dont need to be in some compulsion. I do
have the patience and willingness that u expect from me...
but as i said, its not necessary that u open up. I like you
just the way u r, doesnt matter if u r headless, or reckless
;-)) Oh so I am a nut case now ??????? it was only
yesterday that u were dying to hold my hand and walk in
the beach and god knows what all u had in mind
(bhagwaan bachaye ;-))........and today u call me a nut
case. Just wait and see when i start calling you names!
Oh i absolutely agree that u should never reveal the
contents of anybody's letters to another. Ok I see, what
u mean. it was unethical for me to send u excerpts from
the mails i received.........well u see, they r not my e-pals
or anything.........i told u i was having some fun, it was fun
to see how diff people respond, moreover i wanted to see
how u react. but that does not mean, i am going to show
ur mails to others coz u r ....... should i say the word..........
special (come on now, dont feel flattered). And i hate to
make u repeat, but this is something i just dont
understand - whats the meaning of this "What you see
may not be what you get", i remember u had written the
same thing earlier too, i just dont get it....what am i going
to get, and what am i seeing...oh baba, this is too much for
me. i'll leave it to you to unravel, when the time comes.
So now u r taking one right after another.......u've reached
the dadagiri level already ;-)) I read ur other mails, u have
been scolding me there too........wait for the jawab.....



kband - M, I had sent a reply to this mail at 6.20 PM
but by then I think you had logged off for the day. I
think I was a bit harsh in my previous mail, hope it
didn't get on your nerve :-) I was probably cheesed off
with somethin - firstly, the server gateway at office gave
way, then I had to leave office for meeting someone
without being able to inform you, a couple of other things
....anyway, why should an 'un'real person matter to you?
Otherwise why don't you send me a mail from home ? I
u'stand, there must be other priorities. Tomorrow, I have
to go for a meeting in the morning so I'll be late for office.
Good Night, Madhuri



lea - u silly R, I had been sending mails to u from home
daily in the first week. But this week i have been badly
affected by a back ache which just refuses to go away.......
i am trying brufen, hot water bag, volinigel etc etc. Now
my fear is that i might have contracted spondilytis,
something i just DONT want to suffer with. Anyway, so
the point is that i cant strain myself further by surfing the
net from home, thats why.........u got the rest.
And what is this abt an "Un"real person ? Perhaps u want
me to pamper u :-)) Theek ache theek ache, i am not going
to send u any mail excerpts anymore, i promise, that ur the
ONLY date I have, and that u r very sweet, and dushtu at
times (which i like) and I simply love ur mails, infact wait for
them. Ebaar khushi to ?In the other mail u were asking me
whether u should meet ur other e-pal. Oh plz do that, and
dont forget to tell me how that went, mazaa aayega. and in
case u want any tips.....visit www.dating-tips-by-M.com
hee hee hee hee !!!!!!!!Tata bye bye.......Madhuri.......
P.S.- do u wear suit and tie in office ?



kband - maanchchi onek kichchu nei, kintu ekta jinish
achche jeta sobcheye mulyaban ! Do u need to take a
guess ? ;-)))) aar ja nei taar jonye tumiyo dayee
Madhuri, the 'R' in all the __less actually stands for
R________. yes i like to get pampered specially by u
coz once u get 'Pampers' can 'Huggies' be far behind ??
I think u like that too, that's y u keep tryin to needle me
with obnoxious stories bout ur e-pals and how much fun
u r havin with them ! u r also concerned bout my dates
and how much attn i hv been showering them with.....
don't yell at me now, u know that's true ! u r really..........
how should i say it........u r mmmm.......a nut-case :-)
and i like it that way very much, keep at it M, u'r damn
good (nut-case, i mean), i'm enjoying every moment of it.
i'm pained to learn about ur back-ache, its all due to our
incorrect postures, particularly at work (from dadagiri to
dadugiri). even i get it sometimes, usually sleepin on a hard
surface helps (maybe on the floor). in case the pain does not
recede in a few days with the usual remedies, it's best to
consult an osteopath who, apart from the medicines can
also suggest some short regular exercises to keep the
discomfort in check.
hmmm, now I know, what's this pain-in-the-neck all about
:-)suits n ties to office - r u crazeee? well u r not, v r ! my boss
prefers it formal so we've to be normal with all those dhora-
churo even at 43 degress!!!another pain-in-the-neck
(ha ha ha ha). kya jawab dogey, i know how to keep ur sweet
mouth shut....Shameless 'R'


(to be continued)

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